18 SN 食野REPORT(有HAPPY錢今次做大爺)

HAPPY FRIDAY 收工即上船

咁耐無去......有3個月呀........

FRI上船多人到丫.............................................

730 飛.................8:45到...............................

去到MC.....先到星際食野.......有300蚊食卷俾我用.............

食飽飽....去搵呂志和拎D使用...........................................

玩到 2點零..........有 20K執..............(多得一個中華牌唔服輸..開緊長閒3口後...鋪鋪追莊.結果開左10個閒..........長追佢對家.. ...........)

本身諗緊去金池好丫, 東方好丫...18好...定仙記好.......

諗到今日HAPPY FRIDAY, 一定多人到僕街...都係去多女既18 喇.......咁就搭TAXI去.......

屌....上到的士同司機叔叔講金龍..........佢問我金龍定18 呀?!

我話: 咪一撚樣.................

佢問: 贏左錢呀?

我話: 小小咁喇.....有個地方訓下MA!!!

佢話: D女唔錯既....使唔使車你去第2度睇下?!

屌,.....原來想車我去佢D場................你都傻既.................

一句唔使之後DEAD AIR一陣就到了............................

到左...上6樓.........

一入到去都係D NOW仔同你講D 唔鹹唔淡既廣東話

如果你未去過一定唔知佢UP乜春..............

都係問你貴姓有無套票咁..............

好心18就學下東方D場喇.....我鍾意係D女女面前換衫多D WO...............WAHHAA!!!!!!!

去沖沖身............浸下池...............就叫個 8婆(唔見左賓賓既,我同佢都幾好傾)幫我沖涼........

點解叫佢8婆......因為可能我樣衰....佢條僕街樣又串串貢,

拿我就唔知咩叫串人既...............就即刻叫佢幫我洗袋底.........

原來係COOL D 姐.............廿零分鐘沖涼都有抽下佢水....拍下佢PATPAT HI下波邊喇....

當然係同佢傾多兩句先借D意喇...條女幾好波地.............

好喇.....沖完涼...

無喇喇有一渣男人出黎我就知咩料喇.....咁我就係池到浸...............

夜嘛嘛仲有40-50 女係度..........不過男人都差唔多好似1比1 咁WO............

女呢D野....各花入各眼......................

有心水....7字頭就記得NO.先

不過見到D中華牌揀女都幾好笑.................

一野烘埋去睇咁.................我真係笑左出聲....好在D人以為我同D 女笑姐...........

睇完..去著衫....

我屌....乜我個樣好似NOW仔咩....係咁CHER我俾TIPS....我啋你都有味......

我得閒出去浸下,沖下水...次次都要俾我咪好撚唔得閒?!

入面D 女同我含吹賴啜都未R我TIPS LA..................

.........入去食下野.............

之後就叫個經理過黎....

叫佢搵過位俾我喇........................

佢搵到喇....大家都知...FRI AND SAT 多男人到僕街(係大家面前扮下野.........如果你入去食野之前見到無乜位,,就叫D人幫你搵定先.....)

有錢贏就梗係豪下喇    

(人生得意需盡歡...莫使金樽空對月)

............咁叫左個叔叔黎LIN 腳...............一個阿嬋黎LIN膊.............

我呢個MOMENT我覺得自己好X似大6仔...............扮大枝!!!WAHAHA!!!

LIN LIN下...有個嬋嬋仲想過黎叫我俾大比根佢做..........我真係唔撚使喇...........唔係想HURT佢,係我唔需要姐........

又可能多人服侍關係...引到好多今ROUND未上鐘既女女輪住埋黎....有D得有D唔得...

埋黎掃下你LIN, 撩下你袋,俾個波餅你食下同放下電...之後就問...挑了女女沒有??跟我上房吧??

我就話唔使喇.....因為想睇多幾個...........................

幫我LIN完...抖一陣又開SHOW了..........

我估好多人未揀女...SO佢開得咁密

今次細佬出手喇

一貫18 作風................唔好等唔好諗...........揀岩就即CALL................

揀番頭先睇中個7字頭....唔好問我咩NO....我唔記得SORRY.....................

之後就落樓梯入房..................

等左5MINS 女女入到黎....

我企起身....等佢幫我除衫...我都借D意幫下佢喇.......

之後佢叫我上房等佢...佢入去開水準備

之後出黎拖我入去BATH

形容下條女......眼大大..波唔大..叫冰冰(如果我無聽錯).....

東北人.............波就32B度.....腰幼....PAT唔大......

一路幫我波推背錫下個D一路同佢吹下水.........

破下冰MA.....................

之後轉身......波推...同用鮑魚同我刷乾淨全身.............

之後有水簫....幾野毒龍 (我第一次係水床有)..............你咪撚以為老馮...................當年我第一次去18 個次有水簫之後有幾次去到都無........

同D朋友吹下水先知唔係老馮..........俾人笑到面黃...............

之後沖下身就出去等佢了...

出到佢, 錫下佢先....可以小車......錫下頸都可以......啜佢LIN 撩下下麵都比

(我以前出黎玩都唔會敢做...........唔知點解今次敢?平時等佢服侍我多)....FEEL到佢有真水

之後佢服侍我了.......先黎含冰錫全身................

之後冰火......毒龍.............內側

上套......

3招搞掂.................女上...狗仔...男上射.............

完左HUG一HUG....擁抱幾MINS 之後沖水夠鐘..................

今次好撚滿意.................拖住我出去咁......................

之後上到去...自己搵位坐.................因為唔想入SLEEPING AREA....................

坐坐下拎多條毛巾訓覺......................

訓醒....11點幾...............

去刷牙...食早餐...........

之後問經理而家多唔多女...........佢好坦白...話呢個鐘數唔多WO老闆.............

叫佢地出黎俾你睇下喇.............

我未試下去SN MORNING Q 的..................SO 唔知佢有無SHOW開......直接叫經理拎出黎睇下

叫左8個出黎.................4個月記....4個祖國..........(朝早唔知算唔算多)

有一個月記好似我大學同學(靚個隻)................唔講你唔知我呢個大學同學都係祖籍月南的.............

不過當然佢後生D.....波大D喇...即刻點左去了

唔講大家唔知....我出黎玩咁耐第一次玩月南的...我第一次就俾左佢了

個個都話月南服務好

等我試下先

入到去........都係幫我除衫較水...........

做D野好公式化.........一撚樣..................

不過佢D 吹功真係唔錯

要讚..............

同埋唔叫唔停..................

出到去....搞10,零分鐘派彩.......攬住訓15-20MINS 度....有人打黎先上去...........無沖身今次............

出去叫杯野飲..............食下野..........沖涼..............出去埋單.............

2Q + LIN 腳+ 膊+ 沖涼 = $4XXX

係WO...唔記得同大家講...如果好似我咁有錢贏之後去HAPPY...記得去賭場附近D 找換店用HKD轉MOP 先.......

我今次係星際旁邊唱左5000 HKD 都有5150都有150 多GA.............(你話我小家都係咁話)

有剩既咪下次去MC 食野搭車用囉...總用得著既....無謂益人既

完!!!!!

之後行番去碼頭...回港交人...................